I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
I love this because he bullshitted his way through the entire thing. I mean really he was restocking the bathroom at the sandwich shop.
Before I met him, I would dance in the shower.
When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him.
After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry.
When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears.
Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life,
you won’t even realize it until you dance in the shower again
and wonder why you ever stopped.
this is too real
exclusive footage from series 3
it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*